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<title>Easter canceled?!</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Don Salva</dc:creator>
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<![CDATA[I was wondering why Easter was canceled, now I know: Happy belated Easter! Related posts: Happy (belated) Holidays!<h3>Related posts:</h3><ol>
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<![CDATA[<p>I was wondering why Easter was canceled, now I know:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.abload.de/img/eastern_canceled4658.jpg"><img class="alignnone" style="border: 0pt none;" title="Eastern Canceled" src="http://j.imagehost.org/0738/eastern_canceled_thumb.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="253" /></a></p>
<p>Happy belated Easter!</p>
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<title>Donald, where&#8217;s yer troosers?</title>
<link>http://www.donsalva.com/2009/12/29/donald-wheres-yer-troosers</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Don Salva</dc:creator>
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<![CDATA[Almost the whole day today I've been reciting a particular song in my head for no reason whatsoever. It has something catchy to it. I first came across it when I was watching the "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" series' final episode. Some variation to the original tune by me: I just came down from [...]
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<![CDATA[<p>Almost the whole day today I've been reciting a particular song in my head for no reason whatsoever. It has something catchy to it.</p>
<p>I first came across it when I was watching the "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0851851/" target="_blank">Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles</a>" series' final episode.</p>
<p>Some variation to the <a href="http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Donald_Wheres_Trousers.shtml" target="_blank">original tune</a> by me:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>I just came down from the Isle of Skye,<br />
 I'm not very big but I'm awful shy.<br />
 All the lassies cry as I walk by<br />
 "Donald, where's yer troosers?"</em></p>
<p><em>Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low<br />
 Through the streets in my kilt I'll go<br />
 All the lassies cry, "Hello!", sayin,<br />
 "Donald, where's yer troosers?"</em></p>
<p><em>I went down to London town,<br />
 To have a little fun in the underground<br />
 All the </em><em>lassies </em><em>turned their heads around, sayin,<br />
 "Donald, where's yer troosers?"</em></p>
<p><em>Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low<br />
 Through the streets in my kilt I'll go<br />
 All the lassies cry, "Hello!", sayin,<br />
 "Donald, where's yer troosers?"</em></p>
<p><em>The </em><em>lassies </em><em>love me every one<br />
 But they must catch me if they can<br />
 You cannae put the breeks on a highland man, sayin,<br />
 "Donald, where's yer troosers?"</em></p>
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<title>Ho, ho, ho&#8230;</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 07:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Don Salva</dc:creator>
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<![CDATA[<p>Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas folks!</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" title="hohoho" src="http://i.imagehost.org/0493/hohoho.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="500" /></p>
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<title>Have a good laugh!</title>
<link>http://www.donsalva.com/2008/07/27/have-a-good-laugh</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 10:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Don Salva</dc:creator>
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<![CDATA[Howdy, something funny today! I've 4 particular sites I visit at least daily (except Asia News) for a good laugh or at least a chuckle! Those are I Can Has Cheezburger? (Man, I wish they had more dogs , I'm a dog person!), Break.com, Metacafe.com and Cracked.com ! I should warn you though, Cracked.com cusses [...]<h3>Related posts:</h3><ol>
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<![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Howdy, something funny today! I've 4 particular sites I visit at least daily (except Asia News) for a good laugh or at least a chuckle!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Those are <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/" target="_blank">I Can Has Cheezburger?</a> (Man, I wish they had more dogs <img src='http://www.donsalva.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> , I'm a dog person!), <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Break.com</a>, <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/" target="_blank">Metacafe.com</a> and <a href="http://www.cracked.com" target="_blank">Cracked.com</a> ! I should warn you though, Cracked.com cusses a lot!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">And for the occasional Weirdness <a href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/" target="_blank">Weird Asia News</a> is a good stop!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">So every time you feel down, feel free to visit one of these sites, and I guarantee 120% you'll at least smile!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">So long,<br />
Don Salva</p>
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